Five Reasons to Dislike Camping

Annie Swingen dislikes camping. Here's why:

• Bad directions
• Bad weather
• Body odor
• Wild animals
• The cost of camping equipment

Seems to me that each of those objections could be easily addressed—um, wear deoderant and don't buy expensive gear?—but your mileage might vary.

It's OK, Annie. Don't go camping. Not everyone needs to.

But we do.